Monday, July 7, 2008

On the bus.


we are on our way to washington on a 35 bus from china town. It's about a 4 hour drive. We got on to realise why It's 35 bucks. They don't clean the Fucking toilet. It's making all sorts of weird noises and squeaks. I hope we get there. Love to all of you. Ha

NYC PD


I kept waiting for a perfect combo of cops to get a photo with. A caucasian, a black dude and hispanic. I finally got it but the dark guy did not want in. Weird. He must have seen me coming.

DALLAS BBQ


Our last dinner in times square was at a place called dallas BBQ. Ribs, steak and chicken wings were all on the menu. All for only 41 bucks with drinks.

BARBIE CENTRAL


Still in Toys R Us. All the BARBIE toys and gear was actually in a full size BARBIE house.

A TOY STORE? WHAT!


This is what welcomes you when you get to the lego/jurassic park section in Toys R Us in Times Square. Awesome lego builds of lady liberty, empire state building with king kong moving on top. They even had a life size captain sparrow. The T_Rex you can see was huge and was an animatromic, It's head and body moved around and it would roar every now and then. It was all pretty good stuff.

BROADWAY MUSICAL


We might not have gone to coney island, but we did get to see RENT. We got some free tickets through a relative of the people we are staying with. It was a great show and even got a standing ovation. Can't see much in the photo but its the cast taking a bow.

SORRY.


I just had to post one more photo of me with LatinĂ² Montana.

DIRTY SANCHEZ


I have no idea how we got on to the topic but we ended up drawing moustaches on our fingers and had a sanchez photo shoot. Thanks Again Tara, i had an awesome night and wish i could do it again sooner rather then later.

HANNAH MONTANA PART 2


At one point i even did an excited hand shaking statingi 'I can't beleive i met Hannah' All her friends thought it was hilarious but little did they know, we were the ones with the upper hand. Hee hee. I decided to ruin her night. MWUAHAHA. I simply walked up, put my arm around her and in her far i said ' How Fucking stupid do you think australians are' Needless to say, she did not like that. After a few greasy looks from her friends when she told them. They all left very quickly.

OH MY GOD IT'S HANNAH MONTANA


THIS WILL BE OVER TWO BLOGS. TOO FUCKING FUNNY. The same night out with the two girls, another patron heard i was aussie and attempted to try and convince me she was Hannah Montana. For the uneducated, google her name to see a photo of her. Got it! The girl trying to convince me she was hannah, was latinĂ², short, chubby an just plain Fucking stupid. Nothing like the real Hannah. Me being me played along with her and her friends game. I got photos, kisses on the cheek and she even sat on my lap. NEXT BLOG.

A night out in NYC


i had the pleasure of catching up with Tara , who is another one of the die hards from the steveo message board. We went to some random pub on the upper west side. Tara brought a friend of hers along, Denise, for the night. Good solid drinking session from 9 till about 4. We had a blast drinking beer and watching a whole group of NYC single guys try to pick up 1 girl in a polka dotted dress. There was also a guy in a vest who we were pretty sure was going for the wrong sex. Ha